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The Ummah and the Empire

 

 Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Some say it was Maulana Barrel who started the drum rolling. Others blame Swat or even New York. However over the years it has found its way into the popular imagination and become a part of the mass culture, so that in every household, young people aspiring to make a mark on the world are training for martyrdom missions. More...

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The Pious Goats of Southall

Letter to Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

Jalalatul Mulk, Malik Abdulla bin Abdul Aziz Sahib, please accept greetings from you fond brother, pining in your love and longing to be with you. Also, Salama Laikum from your Bhabi.

I am very well in the holy city of London and partaking of the divine gifts such as nihari in the holy borough of Southhall. The angioplasty has gone well. Brother Shahbaz  has a firm hand at the helm in Raiwind and Brother Davis is cooling his heels in Colorado. God bless the hands and heels of the faithful of the Ummah and feed them the heads and feet of the pious goats of Southhall, so that they prosper in this world and the next. More...

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Lowering the Bar

Justice Denied

The date for appeal in Shazia Masih’s case has come and gone and feelings of disillusionment and hopelessness abound among all – civil society members, Centre for Legal Aid Assistance and Settlement (CLAAS), Society for the Protection of the Rights of the Child (SPARC) and other non-governmental organisations – who had rallied together, creating a united front seeking justice for Shazia. Ironically, the ostensible harbingers of justice, the lawyers, are themselves the arch nemeses in this case.

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The Aabpara Oracle

The Quaid Ispeaks

By: Hakim Hazik

Peepil of the Punjab, rejyce! The juggernaat of Muttahidda is coming in you direction. The Almighty has ispoken, even to Imran Khan and Chaudhry Shujaat. When the Almighty ispeaks, peepil have to listen, especially those bilanging to midil cilass; otherwise they can disappear to meet the Almighty. More...

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It Is No Use Crying Over Spilt Diyat

 

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Blessing af God be an Chairman Saab, Shriek Chairman Saab and on the jiyalas and jiyalis of the patty. Curse of Gad an shaitan Zia ul Haq, Raymond Davis, Terry Jones and the Taliban and their spoaters. Lamdoolillah, the kleeshan has finished three years in Salamabad. Shriek Chairman has succeeded where lesser men had failed. This in spite af the canspiracy af the state actors and nan state actors; plitical actors and nan plitical  actors. One lakh times lamdoolillah.More...

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Annual Public Hanging Festival

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Those who do not stick to the beaten track in international tourism are familiar with the much admired public hanging festival in Pakistan. It was founded by the father of the nation, General Mohammed Zia ul Haq in 1977, in the iconic Kot Lakhpat square in Lahore which has come to symbolise the values of freedom and justice that Pakistanis everywhere in the world hold dear. More...

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Darul Ulum Langley Sharif

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

After Abdul Sattar Edhi, the biggest Boy Scout in Pakistan is Hakimullah Mehsud. He has protected Pakistan from enemies of the Ummah such as Col. Imam by shooting them in the head and making improving educational videos for patriotic Pakistanis. More...

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یہاں اب کچھ نہیں ہو گا

 

حامد عتیق 

کوئی قسمت نہ بدلے گی 

کوئی تارا نہ نکلے گا

کوئی شبنم نہ ٹپکے گی

کوئی سورج نہ چمکے گا

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شہباز بھٹی شہید

 

یہ کون سخی ہیں 
جن کے لہوکی 
اشرفیاں، چھن چھن، چھن چھن، 
دھرتی کے پیہم پیاسے 
کشکول میں ڈھلتی جاتی ہیں 
کشکول کو بھرتی جاتی جاتی ہیں

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Jihad Is Our Creed

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The mujahid of Islam, Malik Mumtaz Husain (Chishti, Qadri) was born in Sabzi Mandi Sharif, a borough known for its long line of saints and apostles. He acquired the basic knowledge of Islam in Madrassa Qasabul Ulum at the feet of Maulana Qulaoozi. After qualifying in all the rational and traditional subjects, summa cum laude, and achieving Shahadtul Alimiya (Aaliya) he decided to pursue a career in the Elite Force. More...

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