Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Our history if full of martyrs who have made the ultimate sacrifice for the future of the Ummah. It is however rare for someone in the position of privilege and comfort to give up all their worldly belongings and set upon the path to shahadat. Who could have thought that Shah Mahmood would have joined the likes of Aziz Bhatti Shaheed and become a brilliant star, coruscating in the firmament of martyrdom. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Mabarkan to all brathers and sisters in Gypt. Revolution has come. Mabarak is gaan. I have put bhangra all night. This is a gareat day for all peepal who luv damo cracy. Nawab Din says that he is still worried bout Journal Tanta V. I am saying farget journal wurnals. Their tanta is finished. Gaan. Never to come back.  More...

Letter to Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

Your Supreme Royal Highness,

I hear that the desert sand is shifting under your holy slippers.  May God protect and bless your slippers. It is because of your generosity and magnanimity, that your servant and your brother, who values himself below your footwear, is still alive and the economy of the Islamic Republic is still functioning. As I sit in my humble abode in Al Rai Al Wind, I recollect the sweet memories of Al Palace Al Saroor and pray for your health and long life. More...

واعظوں نے دھو لیے ہاتھوں سے دھبے خون کے

اور پیشانی پہ سجدوں کے نشاں رہنے دیے

The Quaid Ispeaks

By: Hakim Hazik

I have said it before and I will say it igain. We need a Firench istyle demociratic miltary revolution in Pakistan. All the feudals need to be islaughtered one by one and istuffed into gunny bags. The patriotic jernails like jernail Zia ul Haq Sahib Jullundari and jernail Syed Pervaiz Musharraf Sahib Dehlavi should act. The unpatriatic jernails such as Naseerullah Babar Sahib should be istuffed in the same bags.  More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The Pakistan Military Academy Akora Khatak has produced outstanding officers of international repute. Many of them have seen action in fighting the imperialist forces in Afghanistan and have met their martyrdom in North Waziristan, where our valiant army shall move according to its own schedule, when it no longer thinly stretched. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

From Khyber to Karachi and from Wahga to Naukundi, the lovers of the faith and of the blasphemy law came out in force. Armed with nothing, except superior logic, compassion for humanity and raw courage, they have shown the world their commitment to peace and justice. Peace in the world can only be achieved if all blasphemers are slaughtered one by one. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Nawab Din halwai has infarmed me on reliable tharty that the chief of CIA railway tation is gan. Someone has balown away his cover. Naoo, I can nat undersatand these bonga Mercans. When you are in Pakustan, you must always cover your head. You must always satay within your boundary wall. If you step outsad, you must cover your head with chadar. But no Sir Ji, the Mercans don’t understand the sancteetee of chadar and chardiwari. More...

Letter from Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

When the head is rotten it affects the whole body. We must kill the snake. We must crush the head. The Ummah is surrounded on all sides by enemies of the faith who are conspiring day and night to bring infamy and disorder into our ranks. We must stand united to thwart all these efforts. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

This is a war to end all wars. Aasia must die. There cannot be any reprieve to the people who do not adhere to the national ideology. The national ideology is to kill. To kill the religious minorities. To kill the religious majorities. To kill in the name of religion. To kill in the name of nationalism. To kill in the name of staying alive. More...