JDP

Deal Deal Pakistan

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik 

Your Supreme Royal Highness, Custodian of The Holy Places, Defender of Faith, Guardian of Sharia, please accept our greetings from the Islamic Republic. I and your Bhabi can not forget the time we spent at your feet. I hope they are less swollen now and your rheumatism is better. More...

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I Came, I Sa, I Canquered

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

Did you come to my lanching ceremoaney? It was a histaric occayun. The Shareek Chairman made a revolutionary sapeach, although the book is called, ‘The Evolution of Damo Cracy’. Damo cracy started in England, so the book is in Englush. Englush is sapoken in England. Germany is sapoken in German. The leader in England is called the prime minister. The leader in German is called the Fuhrer. The leader in Pakistan is called the Shareek Chairman.  More...

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Land of the Bird

By Mohammad Ayub

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Think Tank

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

My name is M1A2 Abrams. I was made by General Dynamics in Lima, Ohio, 3 years ago. My best friend is George No Clue (Jr.). He is the most powerful man on earth. He is the same age as me, mentally. More...

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Spinmaster General, May His Tribe Increase

Transcultural Dialogues

By Hakim Hazik 

Geo: It seems that Gen Gulzar has spilled the beans; Gen Tinpot must be very upset? 

Spinmaster: It’s a wanton waste of precious lentils and erosion of national wealth. Besides, what Gen Gulzar considers patriotism is actually an enlarged prostate. More...

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Whispers

By: Qaiser Zaidi

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Yusuf And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik 

The chairman of the CBR, Mr Abdullah Yusuf has described as preposterous the allegations by some philistines that his electrifying dance performance was motivated by intoxication, ambition, debauchery or pinworms. More...

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