JDP

Only A Heartbeat Away

Transcultural Dialogues

By Hakim Hazik

Minister Rooh Afza: It is so nice to see you madam ji. I hope you are looking after your hair. When I was on the campaign trail with Mohtarma,  I was using amla leaf hair shampoo. In fact I was also using chick pea flour paste for my skin, soap nuts for my stomach and Safi™ for my circulation. More...

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Jahil On-line

Transcultural Dialogues

By Hakim Hazik

Dr. Amir Hamaqat: Dear viewers, we have all gathered here today to celebrate death. Death for all those who question, doubt or cast aspersions on the absolute, final and unchangeable truth of the message. Those who attempt to malign the message in any way forfeit their right to life and are punishable by death. The truly faithful will not hesitate from beheading any apostates, deviants, heretics and hypocrites, even if they achieved martyrdom in the effort.

We are lucky to have in our studios, noted scholars from around the world to share with us their thoughts on this happy occasion, and to discuss our philosophy of love and peace. More...

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Black Goats And Black Coats

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

Before Shriek Chairman entered the Aiwan e Sadar, he touched the heads of 4 black goats, which were later slaughtered to strengthen democracy and to deter the evil spirits. The Shriek Chairman has also touched the hearts of millions of people and thousands of lawyers, who have also been slaughtered to strengthen democracy and to deter evil spirits.  More...

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Hamaray Quaid e Azam

 

 

 

 

ہمارے قائدِ اعظم 

حکیم حازق

 نئے صدرِحکومت نے

بہت سے نغمہ گو، شاعر بلا ئے ہیں

کہ وہ

طلوع صبح نو کے گیت لکھیں

ترقی کے ترانے گنگنائیں

کہ ہم یہ آمریت بھول جائیں

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Documentary on 9/11 and The War on Terror

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Pakistan Khapay.....Ya Khap jaay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by Rubina Faisal 

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Hips Don’t Lie

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

Look at my hips. When I sit down to consult with my colleagues, one of my hips is in the tribal areas and the other is in the settled areas. Have you ever seen any thing more solid, substantial, dignified, well nourished and reassuring? Taken together, they represent unity, integrity, growth and prosperity of Pakistan. More...

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Same Picture, Same Country

 

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