Justice Denied

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

This combined session of both the houses of Parliament resolves that: 

This is the declared will of the people of Pakistan that the sovereignty of the people is supreme and shall remain inviolate, except by 3 star generals of the Pakistan Army and bona fide State Department officials in a responsible position, no less than that of a janitor. More...

Transcultural Dialogues

By Hakim Hazik 

MM: On the behalf of the Islamic Republic and in the name of the struggle of the oppressed against the Great Satan, are you buying our gas or not?  

SM: We are trying to develop our domestic resources. Chuadhry ‘National Asset’ Mukhtar is consuming large amounts of onions and we hope, will turn out to be a great national resource of bio-energy in the fullness of time; according to one calculation, this evening.  More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik 

Dear Parliamentarians,

It is nice to be able to speak to you in the cold light of the day, in these plush surroundings and not in the dead of the night in your bedrooms. Conversation is always of better quality, when people are wearing their suits, waist coats and dentures and do not have a hand gun shoved down their throats. I should point out that the option of talking to you in the Sihala rest house before a judicial murder is still available to us and may be used from time to time. The appropriate facilities and personnel are in place. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik            

On the behalf of the Government and the people of USA, I would like to extend warmest greetings to the people of Pakistan on the happy occasion of Eid. Especially to the citizens of Bajaur, who had the good fortune to spend their Eid in nicely appointed tents in neat rows. There they had all the essential facilities they normally have access to, including puerperal sepsis, neonatal tetanus and vibrio cholera. More...