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Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik  

Dear General Kayani Sahib, Emir of the armies of the Faith, may the shadow of the Almighty envelop you; Dear General Pasha Sahib, may good luck and auspicious prospects favour you; Dear Hafiz Saeed Sahib, my guardian, benefactor, teacher and leader, may the Almighty allow me to be the dust under your blessed feet forever. Please accept my greetings More...

Transcultural Dialogues

By: Hakim Hazik 

Trrrrrrn Trrrrrrrn. 

Operator: ‘Presidency; how can I help you?’ 

Caller: I wonder if I can speak to the president please. 

Operator: He is spending some quality time with his bank statements. Do you think it could wait till morning? 

Caller: I am afraid it is urgent. If it is not too inconvenient, can you please tell him that it is Videsh Mantri, Pranab Telephone Mukherjee from the South Block and I want to discuss limited nuclear war. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

The winters in Peshawar can be quite chilly. If you consider the frequent power and gas outages, the good citizens of Peshawar had a particularly harsh winter this year. It could have been worse if it was not due to a group of highly public spirited individuals, who were blessed with courage, determination, a sense of purpose, kerosene oil and a box of matches, and set the NATO convoy on fire. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

Do you think I am writing to you from Inside Bhati Gate? No sir ji. I am writing to you from the Big Apple. You think Shriek Chairman is the Big Apple? Wrang again, although the Shriek Chairman is big leader and the apple of my eyes. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

The permanent members

Of Security Council

Including Djibouti, Fiji and Barbados

Have all supported

The action of the coalition forces. 

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