Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

We have an all star cast.

Billimar Niazi, the lover of military leadership, whose pulse quickens at the sight of khaki, who goes into throes of ecstasy at the sound of army boots. The adept survivor of the lynch mobs, who can recite the constitutional law backwards and interprets it in the same way. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Qila Gujjar Singh police, on Friday night, has arrested Anjuman Shehzadi on the instructions of Lahore High Court. The matter came to a head when the court formed a committee at the petition of a resident of Lahore.  The petitioner had moved the court accusing Ms Shehzadi of exposing her considerable cleavage gratuitously and with great irresponsibility in the Alfalah dance theatre. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

I should make it perfectly clear that I have been quoted out of context. When I supported a division into smaller parts to redress the raging sense of injustice among the masses, I did not mean my leader and mentor, Pervez Musharraf. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Have you heard the news? The cabinet is reshuffling. Like a pack of cards. Some peepal say that size is nat impatant. Perfarmacne is what matters. I think so, it is very big. The size should be reduced. Lazy, good for nothing ministers should be sacked. In their place good good, hard working, highly ejucated peepal should be braat, who keep the pain of the patty in their heart, who have rubbed their battams and given their bled, like myself. More...

Letter to the Queen

By: Asif Raja  

HRH The Queen

Balmoral Castle

Balleter

Scotland  

Dear Ma’am I will skip the usual apologies, as you must have guessed my opening gambit by now. I will therefore come to the subject at hand. 

As you very well know I am great admirer of the British people; an inclination which I have inherited from my forbearers. Before coming over for good, I used to highlight the greatness of the people living in these isles being paragons of virtue, free of all vices and downright honest. I also naively believed that women over here never indulged in accessories like fashion and off course never wasted a penny. “Wait till you go there”, my good old mother would reply and by God how right she was. More...