Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

I think so that Afzal Sindhu’s brain has gone falty. He is saying that I have eaten bribe fram Sui’s Suthren Gas. He is saying that Shriek Chairman has money in Suiss Bank.  I am saying to you, fram A to Z, it is a lie. No no, I don’t mean that brather AZ is a lie. He is af course the Shriek Chairman and the pazident af the nation, and I am his best brather and chief dvisor. I spoat him and he spoats me. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The first mouth watering tranche of American greenbacks is about to arrive. O, the intoxicating smell of freshly minted dollars, from the perfumery of the Federal Reserve Board. How our diligent ministers have waited for this manna from heaven. This ransom will many coffers fill. The mansions, the farmhouses and the bank accounts will be filled to the brim with prosperity and good cheer. More...

The Quaid Ispeaking

By: Hakim Hazik

Pilease come and visit my madest ibode in the Mill Hill area. It is worth an ismall sum of one million pounds. It is the philosophy of Muttahida never to cirave luxury at the expense of poor and midil cilass peepil. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

‘From the drinking of camel milk and eating of lizards, the bloody civilian has reached a stage where he dreams of the throne of Kayani. Woe betide the day it happens.’ (Firdausi)

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