Peepil of Kiranchi unite. You have nothing but your necks to lose. We have come far. The journey that we istarted in the pharmacy department, has culminated in the gornamint of United taking over the gireat Port City. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Welcome to the annual general meeting of the Shura. We especially welcome our Taliban desk brothers from the International Sensitive Agency, who are also the permanent members of the Supreme Council. We will have video messages from Mullah Brother and Mulla Qayyum Zakir who can’t be here tonight because of prior engagements in Attock Prison. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

You think that peepal sitting in parliayment are all nin cum poops. All peepal sitting in the sapreem coat are fountain houses of wisdom and journal knawledge. MNAs have fake degrees. Has any bady looked at the degrees af the sapreem coat? Are they all janwin? If you like to be the la maker, you shud fat the lection. Then you can make the la and no worry bout the ejucation af la makers. But it is the peepal who decide whether to lect you ar nat. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The Home Minister has held a press conference. He says that role of RAW in Lahore attacks cannot be ruled out. There can hardly be any doubt the scheming Hindus are working day and night to destabilize the Two Nation theory. First of all they took Kashmir. Now they are shutting down our rivers. The worst blow is that they would not let our boys play in the IPL. This and the vicious attack by Indian composers on Atif Aslam is all you need to know to understand the seriousness of the challenges facing the nation. More...