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Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard this special flight of Tinpot International Airlines to Beijing and other exotic destinations, all of which will be revealed in the fullness of time. We extend our warmest welcome to our first time flyers, Chaudhry Little Authority and Mr. Campfollower Qureshi. We invite them to join our frequent flyer scheme, which offers a range of benefits, including membership of the very exclusive Inbred Social International Club, also called the ISI. More...

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Posted by Admin on Monday, April 21, 2008 9:28 AM
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The Trial of Pervez Musharraf

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March 9, 2013

by Hakim Hazik 

The President of Pakistan and Commander of the Faithful, Brig Zaheer ul Islam Abbasi, confirmed today that the enemy of the state and fugitive from justice, Gen. Retd. Tinpot has been captured today from an underground cellar in Chak Shehzad, the Islamabad suburb that has become a hiding place of dangerous criminals. More...

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Posted by Admin on Monday, March 10, 2008 10:48 AM
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Dead Man Walking

 

There was a story that if you give a razor blade to a non human primate, it would inflict fatal self harm. Our Great leader can accomplish the same with a microphone.   More...

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Posted by Admin on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:31 PM
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Get lost Chacha!

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Categories: Musharraf | Judiciary
Posted by Admin on Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:24 PM
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Baraking Mad

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By Hakim Hazik 

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesman, Mr Half Truth has described as complete lies and fabrication the claim that the Great Leader, Gen Tinpot has met with Mr Ehud Barak during his recent European Tour. He a press statement he said, that the Government of Pakistan would like to be stated categorically, that 1) The Great Leader never met Mr Barak. 2) It was a chance meeting, in which nothing of substance was discussed and 3)For three hours the only discussion that took place was around the right of self-determination of Palestinians, and a two state solution. It had nothing to do with neutralising the Iranian nuclear programme. More...

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Posted by Admin on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:04 AM
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Musharraf’s Top Players Wiped Out

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Posted by Admin on Monday, February 18, 2008 10:04 PM
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Brown Sahib

Transcultural Dialogues 

General (Retd.) Tinpot: In the name of the King Emperor, the president of presidents, George No Clue Bush, I bring you greetings from the people of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, the Untied Tribal Emirates of FATA, the National Socialist Republic of Balochistan, the United National Port Republic of Karachi and the Chinese People’s Protectorate of Gawadar.   More...

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Posted by Admin on Monday, February 11, 2008 2:25 AM
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For Wife and Mother of President Musharraf

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Categories: Musharraf | Judges | Nawaz Sharif
Posted by Admin on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 11:25 AM
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Protest @ Downing Street

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Posted by Admin on Monday, January 28, 2008 10:37 PM
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The Glorious Revolution

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12th October, 1999 was a milestone in the history of Pakistan. On that day the nation cast off the shackles on freedom of expression, and started the process of banishing the grim memories of repression of Zia era. There was a flowering of new avenues of expression, and the phenomenal rise of new genres and art forms. This renaissance of liberal and secular outlook was further developed under the enlightened and forward looking supervision of PEMRA and the Press Complaints Commission. More...

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Posted by Admin on Monday, January 21, 2008 2:43 AM
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MUSHARRAF MUST GO

by Omar Ali

The political crisis in Pakistan is primarily a creation of military rule. Because the army cannot maintain its dominant position in the face of "normal politics", its agencies work overtime to derail such politics and to undermine any popular leadership. They also encourage local mafias with a view to undermining national parties (since those parties can potentially mobilize the people against the army). The only hope for Pakistan lies in immediately throwing army rule in reverse. More...

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Posted by Admin on Friday, January 18, 2008 12:36 AM
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The Fatal Eructation

Transcultural Dialogues VII

Brig. (Retd.) Witless Cheema: Good news sir ji, we have solved the case. The cause of death was injudicious burping.  

General (Retd.) Tipot: Have you gone completely insane Witless? The country is on fire, the Americans are shouting at me, down the telephone. The stock market is in ruins, the ISI is running scared, in fear of their lives, just because you could not handle a simple press conference, and now you come up with this crazy theory about the cause of death. what have I done to deserve you? More...

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Categories: Musharraf | Benazir
Posted by Admin on Monday, January 07, 2008 2:02 AM
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Sarkari or awami

DR FARID A. MALIK
For awami (peoples) representation elections have to be free and fair under the watchful eyes of the law otherwise only sarkaris (officials) will get elected. Election is a big circus to seek electoral credibility. The political parties' desire power while the khaki-baboo alliance seeks continuity of status quo. The electorate is disillusioned and will not come to the streets as most leaders have lost trust.  More...

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Categories: Musharraf | Elections
Posted by Admin on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 11:02 PM
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Eid Mubarak General Sahib

Transcultural Dialogues VI

Gen (Retd.) Tinpot: I think we should sacrifice the Constitution Cow on this Eid. It has been fattened since 1973, all political adventurers try to milk it and it is a drain on financial resources. It's time for a final solution.  More...

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Categories: Musharraf
Posted by Admin on Monday, December 17, 2007 11:49 AM
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Musharraf's Throne

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Posted by Admin on Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:53 PM
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Here we hang people, don't teach us what you have

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Posted by Admin on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 7:53 PM
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Transcultural Dialogues II

High Value Targets Apprehended: 

General (Retd.) Tinpot: Congratulations Mr. President, after years of dedicated and backbreaking surveillance work, with the grace of Almighty and with the help of our allies we have arrested the two most wanted criminals in the War Against Terror.   

President No Clue (Jr.): Jesus alive, have you nailed Bin Laden and Zawahiri? 

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Posted by Admin on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 1:01 PM
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Transcultural Dialogues

BB GBs:

GB: Have you taken leave of your senses? You were asked to play ball with Musharraf and you are asking him to step down? 

BB: You don’t know Mr President, he in thrall of this vicious terrorist organisation, Q League. These enemies of democracy attacked my welcome party in Karachi, crushed my rally in Rawalpindi and killed my historic long march uprising in Lahore. They are more dangerous than Al Qaida, Abu Nidal and Abu Sayyaf combined. They are headed by the Chaudhries of Gujrat, a town more dangerous than Tikrit. There was no choice Mr President.   More...

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Posted by Admin on Monday, December 03, 2007 12:35 PM
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Epitaph On A Tyrant

Tinpot And Crumbly Lotas: 

Musharraf has left the army. He should pray that the army will leave him to rule. We think it is unlikely.  More...

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Posted by Admin on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:25 PM
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'Our Sonofabitch'

Why were the Daily Telegraph journalists kicked out 

'Our  Sonofabitch'

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Posted by Admin on Monday, November 12, 2007 5:54 PM
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A dictator can never be trusted!

This is what the pervious general said before I was born  He died when I was  in School 

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Posted by Admin on Monday, November 12, 2007 8:49 AM
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Travel Ban on Musharraf

dear all,
please sign this petition if you agree, and forward it to as many NHS doctors as  you can , (whatever their country of origin), with a request to pass it on.
From: Pakistani Doctors in the UK

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Posted by editor on Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:23 PM
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