Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

The permanent members

Of Security Council

Including Djibouti, Fiji and Barbados

Have all supported

The action of the coalition forces. 

The Maori Secretary General

Of the UN,

Now based in Hong Kong

Has defended the action 

The navies of the Arab League

Have blockaded American ports

The French and German Airforce

Have pounded Pentagon

Republican Party headquarters

Have come under heavy fire 

The former President Bush

Has gone into hiding

It is believed he is being sheltered

By Baptist fundamentalists

An audio tape by him

Has been found to be authentic

On analysis by

Dyslexia experts  

The English language channel,

The CNN

Briefly went off air

When bombed in error

By the French aircraft 

Mr. Donald Rumsfeldt

Has been arrested

At the Canadian border

In the guise of

A Buddhist nun 

Ms Condoleeza Rice

Has been flown

To Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

To stay under house arrest

In the harem of King Abdullah

Until she is gifted

To the Sultan of Brunei

As a gesture of brotherly love,

By His Majesty the King 

Many of the Bush Loyalists

And unlawful combatants

Are being interned

At Abu Gharaib   

There is jubilation

Across the US

Among suppressed minorities.

The famous TV chat show,

Rodney King Live

Is back on air 

The commander of the faithful

Mullah Mohammed Omar

Has said in his address,

'There will never be again

A threat in the future

To the eastern way of life'