Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Come on now. Admit it. You almost fell for it. You looked at the barbed wires, freight containers, tear gas shelling, cracked skull and broken bones and may be only once or twice doubted the Shriek Chairman’s commitment to restoring the Chief Justice. There is no use denying it. The thought did cross you mind. No no, don’t feel guilty. I don’t blame you, especially when it was such a professional job. When I looked at the GPO square, I was myself reminded of Tiananmen Square. More...

Justice Denied

PAKISTAN: Two murdered and 15 charged as discrimination against Ahmadis continues unabated

AHRC-STM-062-2009  March 18, 2009 A Statement by the Asian Human Rights Commission PAKISTAN: Two murdered and 15 charged as discrimination against Ahmadis continues unabated The Asian Human Rights Commission is concerned to find two cases this month in Pakistan's Punjab province that have targeted the Ahmadi minority sect. More...

Pakistan eyewitness report: GPO 150 and the spirit of March 15

By Ammar Ali Jan 
 

Lahore: We all are ecstatic about what happened in Lahore on the March 15, 2009. This day will be remembered as one where the power of State seemed helpless in front of the power of the street. More...

By: Hakim Hazik

The Islamabad Spring II

The dam is about to burst. Rehman Malik, the morally bankrupt, financially corrupt and mentally deranged major domo of Zardari has brought the country to a standstill. Malik obviously reflects, most closely, the personality of his master, who, with extraordinary foolishness has blown the enormous reservoir of goodwill that he was lucky to have acquired after the death of his wife. The slow death of People’s Party is a tragedy unfolding in front of our eyes. One hopes that the majority of the party will act soon to get rid of Zardari. More...

Transcultural Dialogues

By: Hakim Hazik

Aaj Tak: Welcome General Sahib, to the land of your ancestors and your invasions, I hope you are having a good time?

General Tinpot: I am very grateful to your channel for recording this interview and also to the prestigious organisations such as Research and Analysis Wing for recording my other conversations and preserving them for the posterity. I have been asked by General Aziz to convey his thanks as well. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

To,

The Glory of the Realm, The Most Exalted Highness King Abdullah,

CC:

The Rampart of the Citadel of Islam, the Mudir of Mukhabirat, Prince Muqrin;

The Son of the Ummah and The Father of the Nation, President Barak Hussein Obama;

The President of the Islamic Communist Republic of China, President Hu Jintao, (Newly ushered into the fold of Islam by Qazi Hussein Ahmed Sahib).

Please accept salutations from a brother grievously wronged and deprived of justice by the enemies of the Ummah. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

To,

Chory Tza Zessun,

Brister at La, LLM

Daktrate in La (Onris Kaza, Can Tub)

Member Central Xective Kmaitee

Dear Chory Saab,           

In cardence with rules and sub rules, las, bye las and inlas of the Paty, in my capasty as the Secty Journal of the Paty and in consultation with the Shriek Chairman, I am sending you this notus. Tis imaptant that you take this seriously and rpoat back to the undersigned within one week. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Shopping

If you are a shopaholic, Pakistan is the country for you. Outstanding bargains are on offer, especially on transplant kidneys and other human organs. There are prestigious outlets in Lahore and Karachi, to cater for the individual taste of the discerning buyer. Please ensure that you get an international warranty on your purchase.  More...