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The Dior Abaya


Letter to Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik


In the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most merciful.


Blessings and salutations on the Prophet


Dear Brother Abdullah,


Your brother has escaped by the skin of his God fearing teeth. The judge has given his brief verdict and not named Yours Truly for receiving the blessed Kingdom rials whereas he has castigated the crooks who were trying to distribute the tainted foreign money to distort the democratic exercise in the Republic. May God protect the Ummah from such evil men and foil their nasty schemes, ameen. May God protect the judge and prolong his tenure till the Day of Judgement, when the detailed judgement will be read out.


The pious Ham Khayal brothers are gravitating towards the door of Yours Truly, like flies towards Ramzan sugar. This is a most heartening development. Verily, the enemies of Islam will employ their little schemes and cunning plans, but it is the  Almighty whose cunning will triumph in favour of your brother. 


Where the enemies of righteousness are offloaded in foreign capitals and questioned about their credentials by minions of Zionist powers, Yours Truly is driven in his bullet proof BMW, a product of the honest German exertions, to the capital of spirituality and the abode of justice, his humble lodgings at Jati Umra. Verily, God honours whoever he likes and humiliates whoever he likes. 


And it is written that your brother will return in style to Islamabad in the next election carried on a surge of Islamic renaissance and petro-dollars. With Rana Sana Ullah on his right and Malik Ishaq on his left, he will root out shirk and idolatry from the Republic and give a message of reform to all the deviant sects, so help him God. 


Dear Brother, 


Your efforts to establish the democracy in Syria is being watched gratefully all across the Ummah. Those deviants in power are idolators and infidels of the worst kind. They should be removed in accordance with the will of the people and the head of the snake should be crushed in accordance with the teachings of Al-Shaikh  Abdul Wahab and Al-Shaikh Al-Jhangvi. All those who practice idolatry and witchcraft and who believe in a heliocentric system should be executed as enshrined in the laws of the Kingdom by Al-Shaikh Bin Baz.


Your Majesty, 


The day is not far when all the land of the Republic, except Jati Umra will surrendered in perpetual lease to the Kingdom to grow food grains with most advanced Japanese agricultural equipment. The native men will be re-located to the Kingdom for better employment opportunities where they will bulldoze the rest of Makkah and Madina to make room of the massive expansion of the praying area and the modern shopping malls that are so badly needed to sell the latest fashion in jilbabs and abayas for the upright and conscientious men and women of the Kingdom. 


There is no room for idolatry in our faith. 




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