Dear Citizens,

We are starting with this fundamental principle that we must make everyone a martyr. You may belong to any religion or caste or creed - that has nothing to do with the business of the State, for it is our sacred assignment to enforce correct moral behavior as the sole rightful guardians of morality.  We should be thankful that gone are the days when warfare in the name of God did not prevail in our part of the world. More...

Transcultural Dialogues 

General (Retd.) Tinpot: In the name of the King Emperor, the president of presidents, George No Clue Bush, I bring you greetings from the people of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, the Untied Tribal Emirates of FATA, the National Socialist Republic of Balochistan, the United National Port Republic of Karachi and the Chinese People’s Protectorate of Gawadar.   More...

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 Hayat Ullah Khan

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesman, Mr. Truthful has stated that Mr. Schmidle had to be deported because of the abuse of visa privileges extended to him by the Government of Pakistan. He was here as a researcher, and wrote an article in the New York Times, something that only a journalist should do. This blatant misdemeanour is against all the norms of decency and civilised behaviour. The GOP has taken a very dim view of this. In the past the Government has acted directly to safeguard the integrity of Pakistan, against similar pitiful attempts to undermine it, and the enemies of state have been eliminated in a forceful manner, such as after the assassination of Abu Hamza Rabia. So Mr Schmidle should be grateful for a safe passage.

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Resign Musharraf, Resign!

By JEMIMA KHAN

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