Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

I have covered my head, carefully concealed my skin exposure, folded my hands and visited the shrines of Great Sufi saints including Hazrat Bari Imam, Hazrat Allama Iqbal and Hazrat Ashfaq Pervez Kayani. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Some say it is Paradise Lost. Some say it could have been Paradise Lost. It wasn’t in the end because she switched sides at the last minute. Some say it is a fool’s Paradise. They are the biggest fools themselves. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Long years ago, we made a tryst with destiny. We paid two billion dollars for it. The time has come to redeem that pledge and take delivery. In a star studded ceremony in Dallas, the Air Chief Marshall was handed over the first batch of the F16 aircrafts. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Naoo taak. Look what flower Kiyani has caused to bloom. I was thinking the wits of the fauj had come back to their place, after eating beating by Taliban. Nat so. We have all eaten fraad. You can bury the dog’s tail for one year or farty years, it will not become satraight. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear audience,

Thanks for giving me the pleasure of your company and of your hard earned dollars. I can assure you that the thousand dollars per head that you have paid through your nose to have the privilege of being present here this evening, is money well spent and offers great value in these days of economic crisis and problems with cash flow. More...

Justice Denied

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

It is only because of people like Ghulam Ahmed Bilour that the Ummah has been able to overcome the conspiracies hatched by the Qadiyanis, the Hindus and the Jews. Bilour Sahib has endeared himself to the nation and in particular the denizens of the city of Peshawar, by showing in his cinema, movies with a very improving moral content. This has transformed the outlook of a generation of young people and turned them into great defenders of the faith and of Musarrat Shahin. More...

Letter from Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

All praises and salutations are for the One who rules the New World Order without let or hindrance and mostly without a partner. The One who controls the vastness of the skies and the depths of the oceans. The One whom we rely on to protect our just rule. The One who is the Lord of the Earth and the Master of Dhahran airbase. The one who gives sustenance to the 7^th fleet and to the Central Command. It to the US of A that we turn to and seek help from in our hour of need. More...

The Quaid Ispeaking

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear members af the rabita kimaitee, dear members of the Muttahida nation, this is your Quaid ispeaking. Pilease accept my gireetings for Ramzan. The cat is out of the bag. This is no ardinary cat. This one is a retired birigadier. This is nat the istandard issue gunny bag firam Muttahida. This is the bag of tiricks firam the ISI. More...