Mudassar Bashir

Translated and Edited: Muttahir Ahmed Khan

Whenever the rich history, culture and architecture of Lahore is discussed, one cannot ignore Budhu’s tomb which possesses a grand status amongst the city’s monuments. More...

Mudassar Bashir

ھرنا جت برابر جتنا ہار جہا

وار ملے نہ دوجی کھیڈ ذرا 

مشتاق صوفی 

Win or lose, its all the same

There’s no second chance, lets play the game

Mushtaq Sufi

Biography:

In the Royal Mughal households, the Royal Nanny was held in utmost respect. The word ‘Dai Anga’ is of Turkish origin. It means a Nanny who has wet nursed the baby. During the reign of Jahangir, a nanny, Zaib un Nisa who had nursed Prince Khurram (Shah Jahan) came to be called Dai Anga. Her husband was a court employee and his name was Murad Khan. Their son Muhammad Rasheed Khan was a renowned marksman of his time. Prince Khurram accorded special respect to Zaib un Nisa. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

I condemn the reckless killing of Brother Hakimullah by the arrogant imperialist Americans. They have droned the peace process. I cannot begin to describe the contributions of the late Brother to the world peace. He shot Brother Imam in the chest after the recitation of the Holy Quran and in the back for good measure and for the glory of the Ummah. A befitting end for someone who violates the orders of Allah SWT and Hakimullah RA. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

According to a WWF report, the Dajjal population in Pakistan is recovering after the ban on diclofenac was imposed. New colonies have been spotted by satellite images available from the CIA surveillance centre in Tampa, Florida. Large herds have been seen near Muridke and Akora Khattak flourishing on the halal fodder developed by the Dajjal Foundation^TM, a subsidiary of Fauji Foundation^TM.  More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

Prof. Oriole Maqbool Jan is the executive director and the founder president of the Dajjal Group of Industries. He has successfully resisted the hostile takeover bid from the consortium consisting of Dr Shahid Makhboot, Dr Mad Hamid and Dr Aamir Hamaqat Hussain, and increased the profits for the beleaguered industry that was in doldrums since the Abbotabad raid. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

I condemn the dastardly attack on Brother Israrullah who has become a martyr to the cause of peace for the KP. This is the 213th attack on the KP; all because we are fighting a war that is not our war. I also condemn the 212th, 211th and 210th attack carried out by misguided brothers who have to be isolated from greatly misguided brothers through dialogue. Once we have done that, there will be a few brothers left who are very greatly misguided. They will have to face the full force of Code Pink till they accept the writ of the state and become a part of the mainstream misguided brothers. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

We declare our innocence from targeting the Muslims. We are only attacking America and its allies, including church goers, school girls, health workers and shias who are outside the fold of Islam. More...

Extraordinary Rendtion

Hakim Hazik

Welcome to this live coverage of the opening of the office of the newest political party in the country. Through the night, delegates have been arriving from far corners of the Ummah to be part of this auspicious occasion. All the floors of the rebuilt PC have been fully booked. The government protocol officers have been running about, trying to trouble shoot and fix any last minute hitches. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

Islam is a religion that brought peace and prosperity to the world. It empowered the powerless and transformed the society by turning shepherds into kings and dolts into emirs. Before Islam women were treated badly. Female children were buried alive. Now, they can live to the age of the puberty, when they can be sold into the harem of the chosen  men of God, of the Middle Eastern extraction who have paid an inflation adjusted, Fairtrade^TM price, equivalent to forty goats or ten cows to their sharia recognised guardians. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

After prolonged dialogue and several All Parties Conferences, including the Tea Party, the Monster Raving Loony Party and Maulana Tahir ul Qadri, a compromise was reached under the chairmanship of Mian Mohammad Aslam Kirla, the national icon and the veteran of several memorable election campaigns. More...