Mudassir Bashir

جگ وہم خیال تے خوابے 

 سبھ صورت نقش بر آبے

خواجہ فرید  

An illusion, whim and a dream

A  pattern on a watery stream

That’s our world. 

(Khawaja Farid)

Qutbuddin Aibak was the first Muslim rule in Ind and Sindh who established himself in this land. Before him, the Muslim raiders would come here for short periods and then return to their homeland, or would move on for further conquests. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

A massive gathering of the faithful was held in Chenab Nagar, (formerly called Rabwah) where the mujaddid of the 3rd millennium, Mufti Muneeb ur Rehamn, (formerly called Malika Pukhraj), said that he can now see the moon with his own naked eyes. He swore that after laser surgery his vision was 20/20 and he could recognise the crescent moon from each side of the Durand Line and could spot any danger to the Ummah from a different planet. He said that astrophysics was a danger to the Ummah and rotation of the earth has been conclusively shown to be false by Allama Bin Baz, may Allah give him paradise. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

The Quaid ispeaks

Birathers and sisters of the Mutahidda nation, the time has come to do the kileen up aperation in Kiranchi. We have lang argued that this gireat city needs high istandards of kileenliness. We have removed such bilack ispaats on humanity as Islah ud Din, Hakim Saeed and many peepil firam Haqiqi and Sunni Tehreek who were ispyling the peace of the metropolis. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

The day was a landmark in the history of the nation. The supremacy of the law of sharia was established and thus the dream of the father of the nation, General Mustache ul Haq came to fruition. The forces of darkness retreated and the rule of law and the renaissance of Islam was born. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

Meray Aziz Ham Watno, 

When the democratically elected government of your brother was overthrown by General Tinpot, Pakistan was on the way to progress and prosperity. We had made tremendous gains in implementing the Caliphate. The glory days of the Ummah were around the corner. Brother Bin Laden was diligently sitting at the drawing board, finalising plans for alterations in the Manhattan skyline. More...

Tuzk e Jahangiri

Hakim Hazik

I have always said that the ejucation in Chief College is deficient. They do nat teach you the meaning of sharamnak and also many other skills that are needed in the madren world such as perfarming circumciyun, inciyon af boils, setting af bones and cooking at marriage parties. More...

In the Court of Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

Jalalat ul Mulk, the Servant of the Two holy Harems, the Pillar of the Ummah, the Shadow of God on earth, the Purveyor of Deferred Payments,

It is my great good fortune to be sitting at your feet in the holy month of Ramadan and soaking up the benedictions and the blessings of Allah that flow from your palace. In this month when Satan and the IMF are bound, all the Somali witches are captured by the crack troops of the committee for promotion of virtue and prevention of vice, all the Bangladeshi trouble makers are beheaded by virtuous, law abiding executioners and all the insurgents in Bahrain are crushed by the valiant soldiers of the Kingdom, who would not consider himself lucky to be learning the secrets of statecraft and polygamy by a practitioner, no less than Your Majesty. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

Felicitations to the Ummah and Ramzan (Ramadan) mubarak (karim). The forces of the Ummah have won a famous victory in DI Khan. 

It required careful co-ordination between the Div Commanders, the IG Police, the Home Minister and the Chief Election Commissioner. All the foreign impartial observers who were monitoring were of the opinion that the raid was free and fair. The valiant fighters were granted the off roaders, the RPGs, the martyrdom vests and the automatic assault guns in amounts and quality compatible with, if not exceeding, the international standards. More...

Mudassar Bashir

Lhor Di Var

Where have we left our heart? Where shall we find it?

When looking for the loved one, lose yourself and search

(Master Altaf Hussain)

A look at his life 

According to one group of historians, the name of Ayaz ranks the highest among those who laid the foundations of Lahore. While this may not be wholly true, it is certainly true that Malik Abul Najam Ayaz gets the credit for bringing Lahore back to life after it had been laid waste in the war against Raja Anang Pal. It is said about Ayaz that he was born a slave. In those days, slaves were bought and sold according to their rank, their color, their ancestry, their age and their personal qualities. In 396 Hijri (1006 CE) a group of about 120 slaves was brought to Ghazni. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

As the faithful celebrate the holy month of Ramzan (Ramadan), it is incumbent on all of them not to the forget the doughty Dajjal who seems to have become a victim of insensitivity and neglect quite unbecoming of a mighty Ummah 

It was hardly a generation ago that the streets of Damascus were teeming with bonny and gregarious Dajjal offspring. They are nowhere to be seen now. The calamity that has befallen Syria, not unlike that of Andalusia and Baghdad before that, has decimated their population. More...